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[david at thekramers.net (David Kramer)]

On Thu, 20 Nov 2003, David J. C. Beach wrote:

> On Thu, 2003-11-20 at 16:04, Chris Devers wrote:
> > <facetious>
> > 
> > Would anyone feel badly -- or notice! -- if we just, like, got rid of
> > Utah? Wouldn't that take care of the issue?
> > 
> > As they say, "nuke the site from orbit -- it's the only way to be sure."
> > 
> > It's really an elegant solution if you think about it...
> > 
> > </facetious>
> 
> Yes, but it's just not personal enough.  I'm really not sure that
> watching Utah go up in a mushroom cloud will satiate my violent
> fanticies about the ultimate demise of SCO.

Nah, they only have to suffer for a few seconds that way.

What we need to do is set up a big nuclear reactor, a superfund 
waste dumping site, and high-security federal prison all within walking 
distance from HQ.  Four birds with one stone.  

And if they act up again, we threaten to open the gates to the tunnel
leading from the prison to the nuclear power plant.

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