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I ran across the following at http://www.lantz.com: Top Ten Signs That Linux Has Bill Gates Worried ----------------------------------------------- 10 - New numbering scheme. Instead of Windows 95, it is now Windows 3.1.pl95. 9 - His wife says he's wild in bed now. He is tossing and turning in his sleep, not just laying there. 8 - Microsoft's headquarters moves to Finland. 7 - Windows performance is now measured in BogoGPF's. 6 - Bill's consulting with his lawyers on whether or not they could defeat the GPL. 5 - 1995 came. Linux was already here. Windows95 just barely made it. 4 - Flowers sent to Janet Reno with a note saying "What's a little anti-trust between friends." 3 - Renames Star Wars action figures as "Bill Skywalker" and "Darth Torvalds" 2 - Whenever someone asks him about Windows, all he can say is "X" And the number one sign that Bill Gates is worried about Linux: 1 - He sent Linus the source for Windows 95 with a note that says "HELP ME SAVE MY ASS!" -- John Abreau / Executive Director, Boston Linux & Unix Email: jabr at blu.org / URL: http://www.blu.org Unix Systems Administrator, Polaroid / abreauj at polaroid.com
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