A cheeseburger...
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72127996 at 32573.com
Fri Nov 14 08:06:57 EST 1997
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Hi! Have you had a cheeseburger this month?
I'm going to make this short and sweet. This is a very simple idea which works better than you would imagine. I received more than a few of these letters in my email and discarded them all until one day I realized that this type of system really can make you and I a lot money. The best part is that there is next to no investment on your part to make this work. When I stopped to think about, it's less than *one dollar and sixty seven cents* (the price of a good CHEESEBURGER) per month. I saw no reason why I couldn't afford an extra cheeseburger every now and then so I decided to try it.
This system needs two things for it to work: Participation and Honesty. These are two important concepts which have somehow began working their way out of our society, and which need to be brought back. Put in your "two cents" and be honest, and you'll be guaranteed your fair share!
Please note that this program is completely LEGAL and has been proven time and time again. In fact, you may notice this letter going around a lot lately. Ever stopped to ask yourself why? Simple answer: It works. It all works out mathematically and theoretically, and it has also been proven by the increased number of these letters going around the web. Don't be the last to benefit from this program!
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OVERVIEW
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Basically, this is what we do:
We send thousands of people a product for $5.00 that costs next to
nothing to produce and e-mail. As with all multi-level businesses, we
build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our
products. Every state in the U.S. allows you to recruit
The products in this program are a series of four business and
financial reports costing $5.00 each. Each order you receive via
"snail mail" will include:
* $5.00 cash
* The name and number of the report they are ordering
* The e-mail address where you will e-mail them the report they
ordered.
To fill each order, you simply e-mail the product to the buyer.
THAT'S IT! The $5.00 is yours! This is the EASIEST electronic
multi-level marketing business anywhere!
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER AND
BE PREPARED TO REAP THE STAGGERING BENEFITS!
******* I N S T R U C T I O N S *******
This is what you MUST do:
1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if
you don't order them).
* For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE
REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR
RETURN POSTAL ADDRESS (in case of a problem) to the person
whose name appears on the list next to the report.
* When you place your order, make sure you order each of the
four reports. You will need all four reports so that you can save
them on your computer and resell them.
* Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the
four reports. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you
to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from
you.
2. IMPORTANT-- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed
next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than is
instructed below in steps "a" through "d" or you will lose out on the majority of
your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you'll also see how it
doesn't work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if
you alter it, it will not work.
a. Look below for the listing of available reports.
b. After you've ordered the four reports, replace the name and
address under REPORT #1 with your name and address, moving the one
that was there down to REPORT #2.
c. Move the name and address that was under REPORT #2 down to
REPORT #3.
d. Move the name and address that was under REPORT #3 down to
REPORT #4.
e. The name and address that was under REPORT #4 is removed from
the list and has NO DOUBT collected their 50 grand.
Please make sure you copy everyone's name and address ACCURATELY!!!
3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and
save it to your computer. Make NO changes to the instruction portion of this
letter.
4. Now you're ready to start an advertising campaign on the
WORLDWIDE WEB! Advertising on the WEB is very, very inexpensive,
and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. There is also a lot of
valuable information in the reports themselves which will help you get your
message to the masses and (therefore) help you make more money!
5. For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the
report they ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS! This will guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out, with YOUR name and address on it, will be prompt because they can't advertise until they receive the report!
AVAILABLE REPORTS
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***Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME***
Notes:
- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH FOR EACH REPORT
- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL
- Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two
sheets of paper - On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the
number & name of the report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address,
and (c) your postal address.
_________________________________________________________________
Report #1 - How To Distribute Your Email
ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
Jon Miller
1570 S. Sonora Dr.
Columbia, MO 65201
_________________________________________________________________
Report #2 - Having Other Companies Distribute For You
ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
Nick Falls
1800 McKee
Columbia, MO 65202
_________________________________________________________________
Report #3 - Email Programs and Distribution
ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
JK Web
6150 Richland Rd.
Columbia, MO 65201
_________________________________________________________________
Report #4 - Collecting Email Lists
ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
Quillen Douglas
220 Nattinger
Warrensburg, MO 64093
_________________________________________________________________
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HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $MONEY$
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Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it works.
Assume your goal is to get 10 people to participate on your first
level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the internet will EASILY get a
larger response.) Also assume that everyone else you pull in also pulls
in 10 members.
1st level--your 10 members with $5...........................................$50
2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)..................$500
3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)..........$5,000
4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000)...$50,000
THIS TOTALS
----------->$55,550
Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only
recruit 10 people each. Think for a moment what would happen if they
got 20 people to participate! Most people get 100's of participants!
THINK ABOUT IT!
Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely you
can afford $20). You obviously already have an internet connection and
e-mail is FREE!!! Not only that, but our reports show you the most productive methods for bulk e-mailing and purchasing e-mail lists!
About 50,000 new people get online every month!
*******TIPS FOR SUCCESS*******
* TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow
the directions accurately.
* Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when
the orders start coming in because:
When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested
product/report to comply with the U.S. Postal & Lottery Laws,
Title 18,Sections 1302 and 1341 or Title 18, Section 3005 in the
U.S. Code, also Code of Federal Regs. vol. 16, Sections 255 and
436, which state that "a product or service must be exchanged for
money received."
* ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.
* Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the
instructions exactly, the results WILL undoubtedly be SUCCESSFUL!
* ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED!
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