So much for that....

[John Chambers]

| I almost feel it's worth doing.  If perl was a recognized expressive
| language, then passing laws
| on what you can and can't say are going to be very difficult.

Go to your favorite search site and type in "perl  poetry".
If  you've  never  seen this stuff, you might be impressed.
But you'll need a sense of humor.

At perlmonks.org there's a list  of  Great  Literature,  as
translated into perl.  Some of the titles are:


for ( @whom ) {
    toll( chr(7) );
}

grep /Red October/, @_;

# My favorite:
if ( 1 ) {
    $postman->ring() for (1..2);
}