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>>God summoned Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates to a very >>important, absolutely private, top secret conference. >> >>After they were all there, God said: "I've got good news and I've got bad >>news. The bad news is that I'm finally at the end of my patience with the >>way things are on Earth, so I've decided to destroy it. The good news is >>that I'm giving you one week's notice." >> >>So, Bill Clinton called into session the joint houses of Congress and >>announced: "I've got good news and I've got bad news The good news is that >>there is a God. The bad news is that He's going to destroy the Earth in >>one >>week." >> >>Boris Yeltsin called into session the Communist Party and announced: "I've >>got bad news and *worse* news. The bad news is that there is a God after >>all. The *worse* news is that he's going to destroy the Earth in a week." >> >>Bill Gates, meanwhile, called all of his programmers, marketing experts, >>and administrators together and announced: "I have got good news and I've >>got *better* news. The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the 3 most >>important men on Earth. The *better* news is that we don't have to fix >>Windows 95." >> :)
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